just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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