I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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