Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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