Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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