"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
