i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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