smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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