I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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