Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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