belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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