About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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