Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
two words: eviction party
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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