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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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