Your tits are I can't wait for
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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