Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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