I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My butt remains clenched, sir.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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