the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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