So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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