you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We had to coat check the pizza.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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