Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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