i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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