Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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