at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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