Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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