But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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