I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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