Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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