Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
When did angry sex become our thing?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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