apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
how drunk are you?
Several
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize