Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i came on her dog
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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