What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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