i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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