in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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