your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Rumble strips road head = magical
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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