just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
