you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Randomize
