Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
