Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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