walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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