she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
did you just send me my own nude
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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