so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
The adults are the big ones right?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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