He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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