So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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