I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
