Me. At least after what I've been through.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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