im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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