I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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