i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
only you would photoshop your dick
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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