Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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