Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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