whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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