there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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