Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Can I color on your dick again?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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