I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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