Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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